To satisfy the truly moronic.

To all the dummies who are eating up the nice, warm crap sandwich ‘The Donald’ has been dishing these past few weeks:

The certificate, released Wednesday, says Obama was born in Hawaii, which makes him eligible to hold the office of president. Obama had earlier released a standard short form, but requested copies of his original birth certificate from Hawaii officials this week in hopes of quieting the controversy.

So, now you have it.

Of course for the people out there who want to achieve the zen-like, pinnacle of stupidity–the ones whose best retort is to stick their fingers in their ears and loudly shout, “blah, blah, blah, blah, I can’t hear you!” Even this won’t be enough.

Then again these are the same people who might actually vote for Trump were he to run, not giving any weight to the fact that ‘The Donald’ has repeatedly driven companies he’s run into bankruptcy leaving his partners holding the bag.